If Nigerians...

I am proud to be African, and more importantly, Nigerian. I derive great pleasure in observing our diverse culture, and generally the way we live life... most times it's like having an outer body experience, other times it's just hilarious. I'm watching TV and can't help imagining what it'd be like if Nigerians were

ON Fear Factor: Oga Joe, no vex o, you say make i chop kini? You, you chop winch?

ON Oprah:
Oprah: Today we're talking about the trouble in Burma/Myanmar and...yes member of the audience?
Nigerian Lady: Madam, you no go give us present today? I don tell everybody for Area say i dey come dis side them say make i bring somtin come.

ON The Look for Less: Nne, bring that money make i sure say e complete first.

IN the Barak-Hilary debates: Podium kewnu!!!!!

ON American Idol/ X-Factor: Simon, na your mama sound like frog! You hear me?! Your M-A-M-A!!!!! (followed by the breaking of the closest bottle)!

ON Cops: Omo, na police, run!!! ye! yeee o!! Officer, i say no be me steal that moto wey u find the key for inside my house, no me be se!